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How many more pictures can he take of me in
my favourite box? Just what is the point? |
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It has come to my attention that this lump of yellow
plastic is in the shape of a fish. Now, I have further learnt that fish are
meant to appeal to cats: and I'm going to be one of those before long. So,
I'm going to knock hell outa this one before I get round to eating them. In
the meantime, it's Whiskas kitten food; and that is pretty cool. |
| It's a daft bloody shape and doesn't smell of
anything, but I suppose I'll play along with the humans for now, at any
rate. |
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| Friday Jan 16th
This week I went to the Vets in my pet box. There was a
huge dog that I could see through the holes in my box. It was SO ugly. I
don't think I'll like dogs. At all. The vet shoved something sharp in my
neck, but it didn't hurt. Much. I think it hurt the human more when he had
to pay. Serve's him right. |
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Well, there I was just hanging about in the
kitchen when an opportunity to take a look at the outside kittenworld came
up |
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Now, outside is really interesting, so much
going on. Trouble is, I'm not given long enough to explore before I'm
whisked back indoors. |
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| Tuesday Jan 20th |
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Today, I found a way out of what they call
the kitchen and found some really scary things called stairs. |
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They are a lot of fun, cos you can hide
without my carers seeing you. I think. |
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Then the really exciting discovery, there's
this big telly thing with pictures of one of my carers on. How cool is that? |
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anyway, I reckon this I.T. stuff is easy.
Lets get some paws on experience. |
| Tuesday Jan 27th |
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A girl has to do her grooming somewhere and
the stairs seem as good a place as anywhere. |
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Now, about these eyes, why do they come out
green on camera? |
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My feeders say that this is the front porch
and mutter about orange trees and orchids.
I just call it my jungle. |
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I've worked out that this fish is totally
inedible, therefore useless, so I'll just give it a hard time. |
| January 31st |
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One of the other humans that I haven't seen
before came here yesterday. She is actually quite cat friendly, although at
first I wasn't sure. |
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Lets face it, she does a good job of keeping
me feeling safe and warm |
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| February 4th |
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I thought I'd done really well in finding
this cosy hideaway. He still found me, though. |
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There's this interesting jungle near the
front door. I'm disguiing myself as a tiger here. Can you see me? |
| February 16th |
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I've got the freedom of the garden now
and it is so much fun. I just couldn't be a house cat after this. Tree
climbing is much better than sofa climbing. (here, here) |
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| February 26th |
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Life can be such a yawn... |
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| March 12th |
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Thick white stuff fell on my garden
overnight and I was out early to investigate. |
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Incredibly, although its rather cold on the
paws, it tastes quite good. Almost like water, actually. |
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| March 16th |
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Today, I caught my first mouse. It was quite
fun so I brought it into the kitchen to play. The reaction of my feeders was
mixed. The ones with the high voices ran out shouting something. The one
with the camera, well, surprise, surprise. he started taking pictures. |
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Unfortunately for me, no-one had shown me
what to do next, so the camera person took my capture away and let it go in
the garden. I was well fed up, I can tell you. |
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So I took it out on the big tree at the top
of the garden. It was good fun going up, but it took me a long while to
figure out how to get down. |
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Now where is that mouse? |
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The sun is shining and I am being the meat
in a sort of a sandwich. Well, I see the humans in bed and they look like
this. |
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It's hard work being a cat, you know. Quite
tiring. |
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Oh well, time for another 40 winks.... |
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| May 15th |
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| May was not a good time for me.
My minders put me in a cardboard box and took me to a room full of other
animals, some in boxes and some nasty big dogs. I kept quiet and this human
stuck a needle into my neck. The next I knew, I was waking up feeling very
sore down below and I had this great big thin g around my neck. I heard
someone say something about antibiotics , not going out for ten days and
stitches. What are stitches?
Anyway, to cut a long story down a bit, I was stuck
indoors, not able to wash myself properly and back to pooing in a tray. Not
my scene at all, I can tell you. Ten whole days, it was purrgatory. |
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| May 23rd |
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| It's off! The collar thing. AND I
can play outside. Bliss. I caught a shrew on the first day to celebrate. And
I can climb trees again. YESSSS! Hello below! |
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| August 17th |
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| One has
ambitions to travel. Now Turkey, that could double for lunch, too. Are there
special discounts for cats? |
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